- murderer: (via text) im going to kill you
- me: (a week later) omg im so sorry... i saw this when i was in the middle of doing something else and then just completely forgot about it
Isn’t it weird how we basically have an endless mental conversation with ourselves?
Dk would be the type of boyfriend to leave little post it notes around your house with little positive things like ‘you look beautiful today’ or ‘you make me smile’ and a hell of a lot of ‘I love yous’ spread out around the house like wow where do I sign up
I thought this was about donkey kong
if its not about donkey kong then who
good boy
eat your cereals
i mean we havent had a good assassination in over 50 years i think we’re overdue for one.
I always wonder why birds choose to stay in the same place when they can fly anywhere on the Earth. Then I ask myself the same question.
Harun Yahya
(via thequotejournals)
My 2pm self is a lot different than my 2am self
i wish i could be the person i want to be but im too tired